Warranty Card

January 3, 2000 | Humor
McDonnell Douglas Corp.

Aircraft - Space Systems - Missiles

IMPORTANT!  IMPORTANT!

Please fill out and mail this card
within 10 days of purchase

Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.
In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments
to fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the
survey questions is not required, but the information will help us
to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1.  [ ] Mr.  [ ] Mrs.  [ ] Ms.  [ ] Miss
[ ] Colonel        [ ] General
[ ] Comrade        [ ] Other

First Name __________  Initial __  Last Name __________
Latitude ____________  Longitude ____________
Altitude ____________  Password, Code Name, etc. ____________

2.  Which model did you purchase?

[ ] F-14 Tomcat   [ ] F-15 Eagle    [ ] F-16 Falcon
[ ] F/A-18 Hornet [ ] F-117 Nighthawk

3.  Date of Purchase:  Month __  Day __  Year __

4.  Serial Number ____________________

5.  Please check where this product was purchased:

[ ] Received as a Gift/Aid Package
[ ] Catalog Showroom
[ ] Sleazy Arms Broker
[ ] Mail Order
[ ] Discount Store
[ ] Classified Information

6.  Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas
product you have just purchased:

[ ] Heard Loud Noise; Looked Up
[ ] Store Display
[ ] Espionage
[ ] Plastic Model in Hobby Store
[ ] Encountered in Combat
[ ] Recommended by Friend/Relative
[ ] Political Lobbying by Manufacturer
[ ] Landed in my: __ living room   __ bedroom   __ pool

7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
purchase of this McDonnell Douglas product:

[ ] Style/Appearance
[ ] Kickback/Bribe
[ ] Recommended by Salesperson
[ ] Speed/Maneuverability
[ ] Comfort/Convenience
[ ] McDonnell Douglas Reputation
[ ] Advanced Weapon Systems
[ ] Price/Value
[ ] Back Room Politics
[ ] Other

8.  Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:

[ ] North America
[ ] Europe
[ ] Central/South America
[ ] Middle East
[ ] Africa
[ ] Asia/Far East
[ ] Misc. Third-World Countries
[ ] Aircraft Carrier
[ ] (Top Secret)
[ ] Other

9.  Please check the products that you currently own or plan to
purchase:
Plan
Product               Own     to Purchase
Color TV              [ ]         [ ]
VCR                   [ ]         [ ]
ICBM                  [ ]         [ ]
Killer Satellite      [ ]         [ ]
CD Player             [ ]         [ ]
Air-to-Air Missiles   [ ]         [ ]
Space Shuttle         [ ]         [ ]
Home Computer         [ ]         [ ]
Nuclear Weapon        [ ]         [ ]

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization?
Check all that apply:

[ ] Communist/Socialist
[ ] Dictatorship
[ ] Terrorist
[ ] Crazed (Islamic)
[ ] Crazed (Other)
[ ] Corrupt (Latin American)
[ ] Corrupt (Other)
[ ] Neutral
[ ] Primitive/Tribal
[ ] Democratic

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?

[ ] Cash
[ ] Personal Check
[ ] Suitcases of Cocaine
[ ] Credit Card
[ ] Oil Revenues
[ ] Ransom Money
[ ] Deficit Spending
[ ] Traveler's Check

12. Occupation                You   Your Spouse
Homemaker                 [ ]      [ ]
Sales/Marketing           [ ]      [ ]
Revolutionary             [ ]      [ ]
Clerical                  [ ]      [ ]
Mercenary                 [ ]      [ ]
Tyrant                    [ ]      [ ]
Middle Management         [ ]      [ ]
Eccentric Billionaire     [ ]      [ ]
Defense Minister/General  [ ]      [ ]
Retired                   [ ]      [ ]
Student                   [ ]      [ ]

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please
indicate the interests and activities in which you or your
spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:

[ ] Golf
[ ] Boating/Sailing
[ ] Sabotage
[ ] Running/Jogging
[ ] Propaganda
[ ] Destabilization/Overthrow
[ ] Defaulting on Loans
[ ] Gardening
[ ] Crafts
[ ] Black Market/Smuggling
[ ] Collectibles/Collections
[ ] Watching Sports on TV
[ ] Wines
[ ] Interrogation/Torture
[ ] Household Pets
[ ] Crushing Rebellions
[ ] Espionage/Reconnaissance
[ ] Fashion/Clothing
[ ] Border Disputes

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